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Let It Snow! |
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The Church Of Voodoo Declares State Of Emergency |
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Osama Bin Laden Is A Moderate |
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ACORN Pimp Plots Against Dirtbag Four Member |
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The TSA: We Do More Than Fuck-Up Now |
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If Barack Had More Media Coverage The World Would Be Better |
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The Senator Brown Family Is More Fun Naked |
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Chuck Norris Is Pissed At Obama |
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Worlds First Sex Robot Is Mans Best Hope |
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Rod Blagojevich Has Soul |
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Harry Reid Is Observant |
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Chicago Wants More Black Panthers To Become Cops |
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Barack Upset (Another) Entire Nation Of Muslims. |
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Political Transparency: Better Said Than Done |
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The Greatest Japanese Sea Victory Since Pearl Harbor |
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Big news at the circus today! |
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Why Are Women So Perfect? |
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The 2009 Dirtbag Award Nominees |
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Max Baucus: Powered By Glen Livet |
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Guys Named Abdulmutallab Like To Blow Up Planes. |
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Things I Never Seen Before. |
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Grammy Winning Mexican Dude Protests Illegal Alien Christmas Song |
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Festivus: A Day Late, But On Like Donkey Kong |
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Bernie Madoff Steps Down As President Of Prison Investors Club. |
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The Truth About Berlusconi |
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Barack Obama Is The Hero Of Copenhagen. |
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New Stealth Ship Fights Japanese Whalers |
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The Senate Is In Storytime Gridlock |
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The Pope Chimes In On Global Warming. |
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Dirtbag Key To Climate Change: What Would Adam Lambert Do? |
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John F`ing Kerry Married Rich. Give Him Your Money. |
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Russia Has New Offensive Missile Strategy: Make Groovy Light Show. |
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China Has Highest Population. Says Other Countries Need To Control Population. |
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George Soros Wants $100 Billion For The Dirt People. And A New Facelift. |
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Ooops. Golf Digest Cover Features Tiger Advising Obama. |
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Dirtbag Top 10: Extinction Wish List. |
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Harry Reid: If You Oppose Government Healthcare, You Support Slavery. |
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EPA Declares Your Breath Is Toxic. Dirtbag Declares ABC News Is Dumb. |
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I Love The Copenhagen Climate Conference |
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Free Sex: Packing My Bags For Copenhagen. |
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Tiger Woods Can`t Afford A Good Lawyer |
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How Did Barack Lose The 2016 Olympics? 50 Hookers And A Pound Of Blow. |
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The White House Insists No One Disagrees With Climate Change. Hi. I Do. |
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Activist: Save Gay Marriage By Banning Divorce. |
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The Clinton Women Really Know How To Pick Men |
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My Gayness Level Is Making A Move. Thanks A Lot John Mayer. |
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Dubai Challenges Mohammed, Gets Struck Down. |
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Things The Dirtbag Is Thankful For. |
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Google Favors Obama/Ape Picture. Are You To Blame? |
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My Friends Are Dicks. Which Is Neat. |
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ABC Is Gaycist. My Gag Reflex Just Did Something. |
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Liberals Are Racist. Maybe I Am Too? |
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O.J. Simpson Advising Inmates On Race Relations |
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United Nations: Global Warming Responsible For More Orgasms. |
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One Vote Bought For $300 Million. A Dirtbag Four Member Cashes In Again. |
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Movie Review: Twilight New Moon. |
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Where Can I Get A Cocktail. Or Four. |
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Barack Delays Climate Deal, Leads By Example. |
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Sarah Palin Is A Liar, And My Penis Doesn`t Care. |
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Barack Obama Born In Kenya: The Birthers Are Ejaculating Over This. |
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The Union Of Santas Has Been Brainwashed. All Santas Are Suicidal. |
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Countless Jobs Saved Or Created. In Fantasyland. |
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Hugo Chavez Replaces Rain Dance With Zapping. |
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Dirty Congressman Gets Record Sentence. Even Though He Is Black. |
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New York Will Be Broke. Big Gulps Can Circumcise. |
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Hollywood Gets Smarter Every Day |
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Fort Hood: Joe Lieberman Is Smarter Than His Peers. |
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Ft Hood: US Intelligence Knew Hasan Had Contacted Al-Qaeda. |
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Homeland Security Chief Is Concerned. About Muslims Feeling Bad. |
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Congressman Tom Price Is A Beacon For Gentlemen Everywhere |
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Jesus Plans His Trip To Earth. Consults With Board of Angels. |
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Pelosi keeps moving her mouth. Face remains stationary. |
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Attention Whores And Secrets Do Not Mix. George Bush. |
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Pelosi: Buy Health Insurance Or Go To Jail. |
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Muslim Is A Peaceful Religion. But In A Different Way Than Normal. |
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I Will Just Say It. I Dislike Muslims Now. |
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WSJ: Nancy Pelosi Is Delusional. Duh. |
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Mayor: Pay Parents Not To Breed |
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Saudi Child Rapist To Be Crucified. Dirtbag Not Happy With Punishment. |
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Election Coverage: We All Go To Heaven Now! |
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Seven Lies In Under Two Minutes |
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Michael Moore Was Right. Cuba Has Better Healthcare. |
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Is Hillary Drunk? |
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Stimulus Abuse. Calculator Says $159,000 Per Job. |
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Climatologists Admit The Guilt Trip Has Gone Overboard |
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$800 Million Football Stadium Under Construction In LA. Without A Team. |
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Internet Celebrates 40th Birthday. Al Gore Grossly Underestimated. |
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Dear God The UN Is Useless. Sorry Afghanistan. |
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Ahnuld Sends A Fuck You To Critic In The First Letter Of Each Sentence |
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Caterpillar Stands Behind Baracks F-ed Up Stimulus Pitch. Fires 2,500 More. |
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Now Everyone Is Smarter Than The United Nations |
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MSNBC Buys More Time For Obamas Afghanistan Decision. |
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The Dirtbag Greatest Hits 2009 - 2009 |
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Obama: We Don`t Want To Hear The Whining. |
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Louis Farrakhan: H1N1 Vaccine Will Solve Global Warming, Health Care, World Hunger |
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MoveOn Begs Democrats To Hide. Stay Off Fox News. |
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Lindsay Lohan Needs Obamas Help. Again. |
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This Halloween Is Going To Be Awesome. Aliens Are People Too. |
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Obama: Say No To Drugs. Yes To Pot. |
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The Dirtbag Four |
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All Black College Says No Cross Dressing |
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Not Evil Just Wrong |
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The South Will Rise Again |
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Dirtbag Calls For Heads On A Stick |
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The Arctic Ocean Will Be Ice Free In 20 Years |
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The Bear Is Back: Russia Says Preemptive Nuke Strikes Are Awesome |
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Raul Castro Deserves The Nobel Prize For Economics |
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Schwarzenegger Will Take Swift Action To Bring Wife To Justice |
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Pepsi Asks: The Mona Lisa Has No Eyebrows. I Wonder What Else She Shaves? |
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Nobel Committee: Obama Won For What He Done! |
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History Calls, And Snowe Answered Yes On Free Healthcare |
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Stimulating Stimulus Stimulates |
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A Dirtbag Prayer. |
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Al Sharpton To NFL: Rush Limbaugh Is Super Not Cool |
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Who Is Dumberer? Nobel Committee For Choosing, Or Public For Caring? |
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French Culture Is Gay (Proof This Time). But They Have More Balls Than USA. |
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Homeland Defense To Sheriff: Stop Enforcing Immigration Laws |
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Obama Enlists Hollywood To Bring Attention To Healthcare Reform |
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Those Japaneseseses Know How To Save A Buck (And The Environment) |
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Conservatives And Muslims Find Common Ground |
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The Attack On Pearl Harbor WasnŽt Good For The Environment |
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Prediction: Roman Polanski Will Walk Free |
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Is That C4 In Your Ass Or Are You Happy To See Me? |
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Become A Master Debater |
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Ben Netanyahu Is The Bomb With Da Bomb |
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Let Me Get A Hell Yeah For Racial Profiling Yo! |
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MacKenzie Phillips: I Am The Face For Consentual Incest. W. Virginia Contesting Claim. |
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MoveOn HealthCare Rallys: Why The Media Coverage Was Non-Existent |
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Barney Frank: Dwont Jwwudge Me Becwwause I Wike Swwausage. |
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Sarah Palin Strikes Out In Hong Kong. Still Hot. |
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U.N. Wrap-Up: Star Date September 23rd, 2009 |
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U.N. Wrap-Up Part 2 |
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Philadelphia Police: No Wiggers Allowed. |
U.S. Energy Secretary: Americans Need To Be Taxed Taught A Lesson |
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Obama: I Am Bigger Than Democracy |
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Kremlin Plays Old KGB Trick To Endanger Israel |
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Run Forest, Run! |
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Joe Wilson: Obama May Not Have Been Lying After All |
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Michelle Obama: Organic Is French For Much Greenhouse Gas |
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France President: Iran Is Building Nuclear Weapons |
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Court Decides Obama Actually Is The President. |
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Millions Of Americans Discover Their President Is Black |
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Shoe Thrower Released, Challenges Americans |
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Global Warming Hits New Low. Duran Duran Comeback Imminent. |
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Seriously? ACORN Busted AGAIN By These Two |
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ACORN Expands Into Pimp Consulting |
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Uh, Assemblyman That Microphone Is On. |
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Michael Moore: Capitalism Is Evil (Buy A Movie Ticket) |
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Parents Guide: Obama Addresses Classrooms |
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Wanted: Three Chunky Hookers (Possibly From Tacoma) |
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Shocker! Hookers and Alcohol Spotted In War Zone. |
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Ted Kennedy Obituary |
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Ted Kennedy Gets A One Day Pass. |
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Phil Spector Expects An 8 Inch Shank |
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NY State Car Dealers: Keep Your Clunkers |
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Legalize Pot Or We Burn Deees Mutha! |
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Maybe I Could Be A War Criminal Too |
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Press Secretary Robert Gibbs Is Funny. |
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Brits Object To U.S. Healthcare Debate |
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Michelle Obama: Organic Is French For Much Greenhouse Gas |
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The Bernie Madoff Story Disappoints |
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OlŽ Man Squeglia Puts ŽEr Down On The Expressway |
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Happy Fathers Day |
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Japanese Pair Caught Smuggling $134 Billion In Luggage |
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Barack Obama Crushes Fly, PETA Gets Pissed |
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Arnold Decides Prop 8 Is Unconstitutional |
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Russia Begs For Mercy From Star Wars Part 2 |
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North Korea Is Ready To Get All Medieval On Our Ass |
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Rush Limbaugh Dont Carry The Weight He Used To |
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Iran Is Lucky To Have Mahmoud. Just Ask The Ten People That Voted For Him. |
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Please Al Gore, Preach Us The Truth! In Court. |
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Bill OŽReilly Makes A Rhyme One Time |
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Durbin Cashes Out After Meeting With Treasury |
