The Church Of Voodoo Declares State Of Emergency

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The media has mostly moved past the coverage of earthquake relief in Haiti, which must mean it's not trendy anymore.  Unfortunately tragic stories are going unheard and help isn't getting to those who need it most.

The Haitian high priest of voodoo says Christians are hoarding all the relief supplies.

"The evangelicals are in control and they take everything for themselves," he claimed.  "They have the advantage that they control the airport where everything is stuck.  They take everything they get to their own people and that's a shame." - Max Beauvoir News Pics Videos

The real shame is that the high priest of the voodoo church won't conjur up a spell against the Christians to correct this injustice.   Oh I forgot, "it" doesn't work like that.   "It" never works like that.   Which is why "it" is totally useless.   Bet you wish you had all them sacrificial chickens and goats back eh Max?

Below is a video documentary that shatters the myths of voodoo as depicted by Hollywood.  



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