In 1982 Senator Scott Brown posed kind-of nude for Cosmo magazine. I´m going to categorize that under the heading "things I don´t care about". What I´m more concerned with is that Brown´s two daughters follow in daddy´s footsteps.
I´m not totally sold on the one dressed up as the Little Mermaid, but flower tits standing over on the right is just my type. She tells me she is going to be a doctor some day.
You and me. And her. Simultaneous. Everyone in the pool!
My stance that women are ultimately better with silicon technology has taken a giant leap forward. Roxxy, the worlds most advanced sex robot, is poised to revitalize the entire global economy. As soon as (male) scientists perfect laboratory cloning we´ll have no further need for the fairer sex at all. Except on laundry day.
"The revolutionary invention — set to take the sex toy industry by storm — also comes with FIVE different personalities.
Owners can customise Roxxxy´s features and change her race, hair colour and breast size." - News Pics Videos
Those women who rely on men´s weakness for boobies are calling on Hillary Clinton as the front "man" to outlaw all sexual activities that aren´t accompanied with tedious back talk, widening butt cheeks and the threat of spousal support.
Hear me men! If Roxxxy can be programmed to appreciate the humor of a dutch-oven in bed, we´ve got a winner.
The dirt people of Nigeria are upset with Obama, because a Nigerian tried to blow up a flight in America and Obama suggested that maybe it would be good if Nigeria check their U.S. bound passengers for explosive underpants from now on.
The procedures, which took effect from Monday, come in the wake of a botched Christmas Day bombing attempt on a U.S. airliner blamed on Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab.
"Nigeria expresses its disappointment and concern of the undeserved placement of Nigeria on the countries of interest list and views this action as having the potential of undermining longstanding and established U.S.-Nigeria bilateral ties," said Information Minister Dora Akunyili.
She did not elaborate on what could be at risk. - NPV
At risk is the "Longstanding and established U.S.-Nigeria bilateral ties" which is another way of saying "Accepting foreign aid from the U.S. in return for nothing besides sending a bunch of Nigerian Scam emails about helping fleeing royalty move money through your bank account".
Nigeria is mostly Muslim, so I don´t like them, as I explained here.
Enough people emailed me suggesting an annual Dirtbag award that I thought it was a moderately good idea. Even though it wasn´t MY idea. Comment your top nominee. And maybe one day you bastards will start posting DIRTBAG comments on the DIRTBAG site instead of on Facebook.
Barack Obama: If the guy wasn´t in the news so much he wouldn´t have the number one spot on the Dirtbag roster, because he didn´t really do anything beyond cashing his presidential paycheck. But I know if he isn´t included, the Dirtbag Mob will draw and quarter me.
Sarah Palin: My penis and I will understand if you nominate her. But leave Bristol out of it.
The Dirtbag: This isn´t the sexiest man alive nominations, but I feel compelled to list myself, simply because I so regularly drive others to commit lust, envy, wrath and a variety of other deadly sins.
Muslims: If you aren´t Muslim, they want to kill you. And apparently if you ARE Muslim, they want to kill you too.
Al Gore / Global Warming: After the record breaking snow storms, I doubt there are enough people whose power and internet service are still working for this one to have a chance.
United Nations: The greatest organization on earth allowing rich nations to pay leaders from dirt countries to make them feel guilty for not paying more.
Nancy Pelosi: I´m still convinced that in the 1920´s she was a piece of hot ass.
Mahmoud Ahmedinijad: He´s next in line to detonate a half-assed nuclear device in either Israel or the Castro district of San Francisco. But he hasn´t yet so chose wisely.
Kim Jong Il: The latest proclamation of The Great Leader is that no resident of North Korea can possess more than $4. The top capitalists of the country are opposing the idea because they don´t want to give up their other $2.
The Dirtbag Four: How is it that none of the Dirtbag Four have been assassinated while visiting the troops deployed in combat? Oh. Wait. I think I just answered my own question.
Even though my listing of nominees may disappoint you, it doesn´t mean your comments should disappoint me. Like you disappointed your father.
I´m upset for two reasons today. First, its a slow news day which means less people will click on the ads above this posting. Yeah, that´s them right there. Second, there haven´t been enough right wing dirtbags in the news, so I look like a partisan asshole lately.
The only story I´ve got so far today is the whack jobs out in Berkeley that are making a big to do over John Yoo. Who is Yoo? He is a lawyer that was asked for him opinion about torture of detainees. And then something horrific happened. He Gave His Legal Opinion. Gasp!
"There is little doubt that John Yoo is a war criminal," said civil rights attorney Dan Siegel, speaking outside Boalt Hall. "John Yoo went to Washington and created the ideological, political and legal basis for the torture of innocent people." - - Associated Press
Berkely never disapoints. Even if my postings sometimes do.
The limey Brits don´t like that U.S. opponents of proposed government health care use their country´s system as a worst case scenario. The British Prime Minister sent this Twitter message in defense of their "great national institution":
"It often makes the difference between pain and comfort, despair and hope, life and death. Thanks for always being there" - UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown
That reminds me of a note I once wrote to a Ukranian prostitute about her Tuesday night "anything goes" promotion. *Sniff* Anyway, Not all British leaders paint such a rosy picture.
"To copy our system would lead the US towards bankruptcy. The UK is just a couple of years behind Zimbabwe." - Daniel Hannan, European Parliament
At the time of this posting Zimbabwe officials didn´t have a comment on being compared to the UK economy.
83 year old pilot, Ralphie Squeglia had some engine trouble in his home made airplane and executed what he called a perfect landing on the Sawgrass Expressway in Florida.
“..the wing hit a light pole and I ended up here.”
The homemade single-engine Hummelbird plane ended up on the side of the expressway as shocked drivers looked on. Squeglia was not injured." - MSNBC
I just want to emphasize a 83 year old pilot and a home made plane were involved in a freeway landing. Shocking. I see that the mechanic for said homemade plane is one ´M. Wheeler´. I´m going to have some questions for him later.
