Osama Bin Laden Is A Moderate

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It's been awhile since he ignited tons of jet fuel and vaporized a city worth of people and infrastructure into the atmosphere just to watch the flash and giggle at the screams, so Osama Bin Laden has had time to polish up his geo political campaign.

In his most recent State Of The Goat Herders speech, the Director calls on the world to wage jihad on climate change by boycotting American products and the use of the dollar as a currency.  

This is a message to the whole world about those responsible for climate change and its repercussions - whether intentionally or unintentionally - and about the action we must take," bin Laden said. News-Pics-Videos

The extreme liberals are giving Bin Laden an enthusiastic Hip Hip Hoozah! for sharing their Death To Big Business and ecological philosophy while the extreme conservatives plaud Osama for his stance on gay rights, gambling, intoxicants and fornication.   I guess that makes Osama Bin Laden a moderate.

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