Itīs been awhile since he ignited tons of jet fuel and vaporized a city worth of people and infrastructure into the atmosphere just to watch the flash and giggle at the screams, so Osama Bin Laden has had time to polish up his geo political campaign.
In his most recent State Of The Goat Herders speech, the Director calls on the world to wage jihad on climate change by boycotting American products and the use of the dollar as a currency.
This is a message to the whole world about those responsible for climate change and its repercussions - whether intentionally or unintentionally - and about the action we must take," bin Laden said.News-Pics-Videos
The extreme liberals are giving Bin Laden an enthusiastic Hip Hip Hoozah! for sharing their Death To Big Business and ecological philosophy while the extreme conservatives plaud Osama for his stance on gay rights, gambling, intoxicants and fornication. I guess that makes Osama Bin Laden a moderate.
Those clever goat herders, turned international celebrities, known as Al Qaeda have figured out what my step-father learned in San Quentin years ago. You can hide shit in your ass.
"Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - [Al Qaeda member] Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.
The blast left the prince lightly wounded - a failure as an assassination, but as an exercise in defeating security, it was perfect. "CBS News
Unfortunately for the bomber, thereīs a clause in the Koran that stipulates: if you perform self sodomy with a pound of C4 explosives to kill infidels, you donīt receive rich sensual rewards from 72 virgins in Heaven. You become a virgin for 72 Turkish child molesters. ALWAYS read the fine print when it comes to contractual virgins.
Currently there exists no way for security to detect hidden butt bombs in airports. Well, there is one way, but it will slow the security line way down and result in a new pay grade for TSA staff.
