Of all the world leaders I could hope to have on my [insert any activity] team, Netanyahu is the one. After he rammed a few blueprints of Nazi death camps up the U.N.´s asses today to demonstrate that the holocaust happened, he made it clear that he dreams of unleashing a preemptive shit storm into Iran that will turn the sand deserts of Iran into a pool of glass.
"´Perhaps some of you think that this man and his odious regime, perhaps they threaten only the Jews. Well, if you think that, you´re wrong. You´re dead wrong,´ he said.
He also castigated U.N. delegates who stayed for Ahmadinejad´s speech before the General Assembly.
´Have you no shame? Have you no decency?´ he asked." - MSNBC
I don´t mean to sound conceited, but is it possible that Netanyahu doesn´t read the Dirtbag Chronicle? If he did, he would know that not only does the U.N. have no shame, but most of the people in there hate Jews too. Other than that though, they have Israel´s back fo shizzle.
As far as his prediction about Iran being a threat to the rest of the world? Say what you will about Jews ability to party down, but they aren´t wrong about very much, very often.
The UN has about as much influence on our planet as the Jedi Council. Yes, THE Jedi Council. You know, the council that replaced the Galactic Alliance High Council on the planet Coruscant as a more authoritative body around the time of the Star Wars. Kind of like exactly like the U.N. replaced the League of Nations after the Earth Wars. I love you George Lucas.
I´d like to present the following as news, because that would make me a member of the media. But this is more like watching the circus tent burn down. Here we go...
Canada celebrated both their national bar mitzvah, and their testicles dropping from a position above the pelvis into the national scrotum, as their delegates went for a smoke break instead of listening to Iran discourse on the most effective ways to annoy Jews.
"Canada will boycott Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s speech at the United Nations on Wednesday, saying his outbursts about the Holocaust and Israel are “shameful.” - The Ottawa Citizen
Dictators past and present praised Obama and claimed his policies qualify him to join their club as leader-for-life. What a shock that the biggest dirtbags on the scene are also Obama´s biggest fans.
The former Cuban leader on Wednesday called the American president´s speech at the United Nations "brave" - Fidel Castro Associated Press
"When [Gadhafi] suggested Obama should stay on as U.S. leader indefinitely there was scattered applause." - MSNBC
Some people take this midget seriously but I don´t. One time I rigged an election by stuffing the ballot boxes like Mahmoud did. I´m half an idiot and even I didn´t get caught. Thats because I didn´t consider violating the laws of nature while 70 million people were watching. I guess now would be a good time to apologize to the "losers" of the election I affected. Sorry losers.
"How do you count almost 40 million handwritten paper ballots in a matter of hours and declare a winner? That’s a key question in Iran’s disputed presidential election."
There is not a single man that kisses the penis of any other man in Iran. You can look it up.
