The Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas has heeded the cry of their jolly, but brainwashed, membership and are insisting on receiving the H1N1 vaccine. Even if it kills them.
"Many of the nationīs Santas want to be given priority for the vaccine and not just because of those runny-nosed kids. Thereīs also the not-so-little matter of that round belly. Research has suggested obesity could be a risk factor.
Swine flu has become such a concern that the Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas featured a seminar on the illness at a recent conference in Philadelphia. The group also urged its members to use hand sanitizer and take vitamins to boost their immune systems. - MSNBC
If we are to believe Louis Farrakhan, or all the chiropractors that spam my Facebook page with threats of vaccine induced death, this holiday season is going down as the synthetic fur and annoying hand bell version of Jonestown. Iīm crying on the inside.
As the media fuels swine flu fear with reports that there is a shortage of vaccines, a small number of political prisoners in Cuba enjoy the opportunity of inoculation:
"Officials announced on October 30th that H1N1 vaccinations will be made available to detainees at Guantanamo Bay.
This news comes as President Obama has declared the swine flu outbreak a national emergency and as reports of H1N1 vaccine shortages are being documented." - Examiner
Letīs do this: We shouldnīt assume that the H1N1 vaccine will kill the Gitmo prisoners like Louis Farrakhan says it will. So we wait until there is a public gun fair in Tel Aviv. We outfit the Gitmo detainees in "Hitler Is My Homie" robes, and drop them off near whichever ammo counter is offering the biggest discount (everyone knows Jews love a bargain). Open season.
Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, aka Eugene Walcott, aka calypso singer "The Charmer", claims that the Swine Flu vaccine is a secret plot to wipe out as many people as possible.
Nation of Islam leader Minister Louis Farrakhan told an audience in Memphis he believes the H1N1 flu vaccine was developed to kill people, a witness said.
"The Earth canīt take 6.5 billion people. We just canīt feed that many. So what are you going to do? Kill as many as you can. We have to develop a science that kills them and makes it look as though they died from some disease," Farrakhan said, adding that many wise people wonīt take the vaccine. - UPI
Louis has had some credibility issues in the past. Like the time he watched himself get carried up to a UFO, or the time he claimed the flooding from hurricane Katrina was a conspiracy, or the time he was censured from speaking in the Senate for heaping praise on Hitler, or the time he invented the Five-Thirds law in an attempt to count 400,000 African Americans as 1,000,000 in the Million Man March.
Other than those limited discretions, Iīm guessing that 100% of witch doctors and other people that call themselves doctors but kind of arenīt chiropractors fully embrace Farrakhanīs vaccine theory.
It has yet to be confirmed that Al Gore, the U.N. and Nancy Pelosi are having a secret summit with Farrakhan to pitch their argument to him: "Most Everyone Will Die, Is That So Bad?".
