Jose Feliciano wrote the song "Feliz Navidad" and judging by his name heīs Mexican. Ok he isnīt, but lets just assume I didnīt care enough to find out that heīs actually Puerto Rican. Whats the difference anyway?
Grammy-winner Jose Feliciano is outraged that the theme from his holiday song "Feliz Navidad" was used for a musical spoof about undocumented immigrants. -
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I donīt know what the hell Jose is even talking about. The song isnīt about undocumented immigrants. Itīs about illegal aliens, dumbass. Beside, denying a group the right to their own song is downright discrimination.
On or about the 5th of January, I will be an illegal alien in a certain country south of damn near everything. So I share in the outrage that my illegal hermanos and hermanas feel about this insensitive costume. We are people too!
"He didnīt just cross a border, he crossed a galaxy!" according to the costumeīs description. "Heīs got his green card, but itīs from another planet! Sure to get some laughs, the Illegal Alien Adult Costume includes an orange prison-style jumpsuit with īIllegal Alienī printed on the front, an alien mask and a īgreen card.ī"
But not everyone thinks the costume is sure to get some laughs.
Itīs "distasteful, mean-spirited and ignorant of social stigmas and current debate on immigration reform," says Angelica Salas. - NBC
As upset as this story makes me, Iīm actually a bit relieved that the costume Iīve designed for my Halloween Blowout ī09 wonīt offend anyone. Iīd hate to have to throw away all the effort Iīve put into dressing up as Roman Polanski working in a day care center with a prosthetic banana in my pants.
The coolest Sheriff in the history of the world has been stripped of his authority to enforce the law by the Federal government.
"[Sheriff] Arpaio will still have the power to check the immigration status of people booked by his officers, but not the authority to conduct street patrols looking for illegal immigrants." - USA Today
"Americaīs Toughest Sheriff" gained his reputation by feeding his inmates surplus food, enacting chain gangs, housing them in tents under the Arizona sun and outfitting them in pink underpants and pajamas. Luckily Iīm six thousand miles outside Sheriff Joeīs jurisdiction, because that infraction...with the thing...with the person...that said they were 18...would have made me the bitch of tent city.
I donīt care too much which way the immigration issue goes. But for the love of Pancho Villa and all his cousins, either enforce the law or change the law already.
So when Joe Wilson said Obama was lying about the health care plan not paying for illegal immigrants he may have been wrong. It turns out that Obama is considering health care as an excuse for legalizing ALL illegals! Um, thats one way to do it Barry.
"Mr. Obama said legalizing illegal immigrants is a way to take the sting out of the entire issue" - Washington Times
I donīt even know what to say about this, Iīll leave it to the Dirtbag Mob to fill in the rest of this one.
Dude, so it turns out that the wildfire ripping through Santa Cruz California is more groovy than we thought.
"Wildfire investigators in California are looking for marijuana growers tied to a Mexican drug cartel whom they suspect ignited a blaze that has charred more than 87,000 acres of a national forest." - Reuters
Apparently Juan and Pedro were cooking up dinner in an open fire surrounded by tens of thousands of their pot plants when things went a little loco. The suspects are thought to be wandering around the forest on foot looking for an escape.
No word yet on whether Schwarzenegger has authorized the multi-ton delivery of Doritos to the fire fighters getting stoned out of their minds trying to suppress the flames.
