My stance that women are ultimately better with silicon technology has taken a giant leap forward. Roxxy, the worlds most advanced sex robot, is poised to revitalize the entire global economy. As soon as (male) scientists perfect laboratory cloning we´ll have no further need for the fairer sex at all. Except on laundry day.
"The revolutionary invention — set to take the sex toy industry by storm — also comes with FIVE different personalities.
Owners can customise Roxxxy´s features and change her race, hair colour and breast size." - News Pics Videos
Those women who rely on men´s weakness for boobies are calling on Hillary Clinton as the front "man" to outlaw all sexual activities that aren´t accompanied with tedious back talk, widening butt cheeks and the threat of spousal support.
Hear me men! If Roxxxy can be programmed to appreciate the humor of a dutch-oven in bed, we´ve got a winner.
I almost thought that Hillary Clinton was being supremely forthright and honest about the US tax policy and al-Qaeda, but then I laid off the Absolut, sobered up and remembered she´s a Clinton. And a politician. She said this to a Pakistani newspaper:
“I find it hard to believe that nobody in your government knows where they [al-Qaeda] are and couldn’t get them if they really wanted to,” she added.
“Maybe that’s the case; maybe they’re not gettable. I don’t know... As far as we know, they are in Pakistan,” Clinton told senior Pakistani newspaper editors in Lahore, AFP reported. “The percentage of taxes on GDP (in Pakistan) is among the lowest in the world... We (the United States) tax everything that moves and doesn’t move, and that’s not what we see in Pakistan,” she said. - Daily Times
As I predicted here the Obama regime is showing signs that Pakistan might soon become a bombing range for our fly boys. I failed to predict that our biggest beef with them is that they don´t impose enough taxes on their citizens.
Low taxes and fanatical terrorists: both urgent threats to our liberal leadership. In that order.
Hillary Clinton is really showing the Ruskies who has the biggest dick in her meetings to reduce nuclear arms. Perhaps she is doing a fantastic job at getting the Russians to agree to sell whatever warheads they can on the black market reduce their inventory of nukes, but maybe next time she should be brave and mention that everyone would appreciate it if Russia doesn´t fire off whatever nukes they have left.
In an interview, a Moscow official announced that they reserve the right to launch a preemptive nuke attack against...ah hell, just read it below.
A top Russian security official says Moscow reserves the right to conduct pre-emptive nuclear strikes to safeguard the country against aggression...
The proposed doctrine would allow for the use of nuclear weapons "to repel an aggression with the use of conventional weapons not only in a large-scale but also in a regional and even local war," Patrushev was quoted as saying. He said a government analysis of the threat of conflict in the world showed "a shift from large-scale conflicts to local wars and armed conflicts." - Breitbart
At this time I would like to congratulate Nobel PEACE Prize Winner Barack Obama for farting on the European Missile Shield, granting Russia the driver´s seat on dealing with Iran and letting Israel swing in the wind. The next logical move is for him to take away your guns and Fedex your house keys to the U.N. for safekeeping.
General Joseph Hooker (its claimed that his name was the inspiration for the term hooker) brought organized drunkedness and prostitution to American military engagements way back during the Civil War. It seems he was the first ranking American officer to publicly observe that war zones are more enjoyable in a whiskey stupor, and that nothing promotes a steady trigger hand more than avoiding masturbation at any cost.
Meanwhile at the US Embassy Afghanistan:
"Prostitutes allegedly were brought in for birthday parties, drunken guards engaged in brawls and boozy lawn parties turned into naked affairs where guests urinated on one another, according to photos and videos obtained by the nonprofit group." - NY Daily News
The Dirtbag officially condemns none of the activities above, while Secretary of the Fun Police Hillary Clinton is maintaining credibility by admonishing what amounts to a normal weekend for her husband.
