"Former President George W. Bush and his wife Laura secretly visited Fort Hood last night and spent "considerable time" consoling those who were wounded in Thursday`s shooting spree, Fox News has learned.
The Bushes entered and departed the sprawling military facility in secret, having told the base commander they did not want press coverage of their visit, a source told Fox News." - Fox
If it`s such a well kept secret, why is it on the biggest news outlet in the country? Politicians are such attention whores! It reminds me of a secret I keep from everyone, about that time I made the whole world a better place by stealing the new puppy that my Korean neighbors brought home for their 7 year old daughter. She was going to eat it. I know it. To this DAY not one person has heard about that. And no one ever will. That`s what makes me a hero.
One of the benefits of having to write this dribble every damn day is that sometimes I learn new things. Today I learned that prostitution is legal in Costa Rica and there is a poon-tang price war underway as the global recession is blamed for an increased supply of hookers there.
"not everyone is happy about the increased competition, which, along with a contracting economy, has required some prostitutes to lower their prices by as much as 40 to 50 percent." - Huffington Post
Thank you for meddling with the economy Obama and Bush. I take back all those times I called you retarded douchebags. I´m guessing that the same phenomenon of competitive capitalistic copulation is occurring in other points of paradise besides Costa Rica. Like, you know, Detroit.
A note to anyone in the Dirtbag Mob that has access to a private jet that can pick me up in Brazil and make a "lay over" in Costa Rica...you fly, I buy. The first round of Honduras strange is on me.
The tough guy that threw his best pair of shoes at President Bush, got out of jail early and explained why he isn`t sorry about making George W. duck (slightly). Maybe next time he should try hurling those curly toed fairy shoes like Aladdin wears.
An unrepentant al-Zeidi explained that his actions were motivated by the U.S. occupation: "I want to ask the American people if an Iraqi occupies America and kills one million Americans, displaced 5 million people and demolished and destroyed America, then what would be the reaction of the American people?` - MSNBC
Gee, when you put it that way, our reaction would be obvious. The Pentagon would spend a trillion dollars for a pair of shoes, and we`d throw them at someone like you did, al-Zeidi. But we may not miss.
