Jose Feliciano wrote the song "Feliz Navidad" and judging by his name heīs Mexican. Ok he isnīt, but lets just assume I didnīt care enough to find out that heīs actually Puerto Rican. Whats the difference anyway?
Grammy-winner Jose Feliciano is outraged that the theme from his holiday song "Feliz Navidad" was used for a musical spoof about undocumented immigrants. -
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I donīt know what the hell Jose is even talking about. The song isnīt about undocumented immigrants. Itīs about illegal aliens, dumbass. Beside, denying a group the right to their own song is downright discrimination.
Iīm constantly accused of being a sexier version of the most attractive actor in Hollywood, David Duchovney acting like a five year old. But I am a gentleman. And part of being a gentleman is putting the womenfolk in their place. A firm grip on a short leash is how my grand pappy taught me to treat the fairer sex. I took that approach and improved it by adding liberal applications of the back of my hand.
The astonished dame in this video is Congresswoman Lois Capps, and it doesnīt sound like she had anything interesting to say anyway.
We are waiting on confirmation that after this video ended, she and Tom "Hillbilly Boy" Price consummated the parliamentary proceeding with some good old-fashion fucking in the coat closet. There may have been further objections off camera, but a good woman likes a strong man.
I didnīt know New Zealand had any problems other than all the armies of trolls, dragons and warlocks that were caught on film during the documentary "The Lord Of The Rings". Some mayor there named Mr. Laws, has proposed that the dregs of society (poor people) that are unfit to breed be offered $10,000 to be voluntarily sterilized. Not everyone likes the plan.
"Mr Laws argued that "liberal methodsīī of beating the problem had failed.
But his "solution" has been branded "draconian" and "totalitarianīī by the countryīs child health advocates who are calling for him to stand down as a city mayor.
"I just find it such a disgraceful attitude," Child Poverty Action Group director Janfrie Wakim said." - News
Let me guess. If there are less kids in dire straights because their parents are impoverished junkie criminals, people like Janfrie Wakim are out of a job. We wouldnīt want that, would we sweetheart.
And I donīt mean to dick with Mr. Mayors reasoning, but his pay-not-to-breed idea is still a liberal method. He assumes the only two choices are the government paying people to not fuck up or paying to clean up the mess after they fuck up. Thereīs actually a third option.
If you donīt want your kids to watch President Obama in class hereīs what you do:
1. Enroll them into a private school where they can be sheltered from anything interesting, social or sexual. Relax babe, theyīll turn out like me.
2. Since you donīt want to pay double for public school AND private school, just go ahead and stop paying the property taxes on your house. You are now beating the system.
3. Wait for your personal property to be confiscated for the common good. You are no longer beating the system, but you do qualify for the free handouts Obama mentioned in that speech your kids missed.
Alternatively, you could count on the fact that your kid doesnīt give a fat poop about what happens in school and wonīt remember anything about what the black dude on t.v. said anyways.
