The French Culture Minister wrote an autobiography that highlights his appetite for young male Asian prostitutes. I know it´s hard to believe. The man who defines French Culture is a gay, whore mongering, pedophile.
"The new French culture minister, Frédéric Mitterrand, is fighting to save his brief ministerial career after opposition politicians expressed disgust at his autobiography, in which he justified sex tourism and admitted "paying for boys".
The choice [of appointing Mitterrand] was reportedly influenced by the President [Sarkozy] wife, Carla Bruni, who has been trying to broaden the her husband´s cultural horizons." - Huffington Post
I´ve already established that I have a averaged sized, uncomfortably erect thing for Carla Bruni, but until now it was only because her body is like Kabul. It´s bombed out.
Now it´s because I know she tells her husband how to do his job. She has declared her open position on polygamy. Maybe if Obama took her as the second first lady, we´d have a presidential mouthpiece that talks as tough on Iran as fucking pansy ass France.
After a night of grimacing and sweating in various sexual positions (that are able to accommodate a three feet height difference) with Carla "I prefer polygamy" Bruni, French President Sarkozy jiggled his fat jogged through the streets of NY while grimacing and sweating.
"After working up a sweat in a grey T-shirt yesterday, Sarko opted for a black version today - perhaps to hide the wet patches." - Daily Mail
Perhaps feeling pressure that Canada might exert its mighty influence twice in the same day, President Obama announced plans to surrender America´s position as sole superpower.
"No world order that elevates one nation or group of people over another will succeed." - Obama Associated Press
To his credit, Barack may have just been shaken after surviving a melee attack by Turkish delegates and their Prime Minister earlier in the day outside the Sheraton.
"The Turkish press reported that Turk Prime Minister Erdogan may have even grabbed a U.S. security agent to stop him from throwing a punch." - Washington Times
This post was more work than it was worth, so hopefully tomorrow a Vatican official will do something involving Thai hookers, plastic bags and a half pound of imported peppers so I can go back to a 30 minute work-day.
"It is a certainty to all of our secret services. Iran is working today on a nuclear [weapons] program," Sarkozy told lawmakers from his UMP party on Tuesday, according to Press TV." - Jerusalem Post
I don´t want to bore you with the rest of Sarkozy´s speech about Iran having the power and intention of destroying entire nations in the near future, but it contained such forceful words as "gestures", "sanctions", "diplomatic efforts" and "seriously discuss". There was no mention of "Chuck Norris".
I´d do Sarkozy´s wife, and she might appreciate that I´m taller than her belly button.
