Al Qaeda is slipping. Time was, they could bring down millions of tons of concrete and steel before Dhuhr (thats the noontime prayer for you infidels non-Muslim readers). These days when they aren´t stuffing C4 explosives in their ass they´re afro-engineering Fruit of the Loom bombs.
"A singed pair of underwear with a packet of powder sewn into the crotch, seen in government photos obtained exclusively by ABC News, is all that remains of al Qaeda´s attempt to down an American passenger plane over Detroit.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab
The underwear with the explosive worn by alleged Northwest 253 bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab is shown in this undated photo.
As seen in these photos, the alleged bomb consisted of a packet of powder sewn into the briefs of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a 23-year-old Nigerian. Al Qaeda took credit Monday for the attempted bombing, boasted of its ability to overcome U.S. intelligence and airport security, and promised new attacks." - NPV
I´m still confused about a few things. Why is the US getting attacked now that Obama is president? And further, why is it that when certain African American people disagree with something (like the premise of the question posed above), their argument begins and ends with "youz a ignorant fool"? And if Abdulmatullab´s such a rich kid, why do his underpants look like the pair I donated to the Salvation Army after my jalapeno popper party?
Despite the best laid plans, that party didn´t end well BTW.
About 12 hours ago I lambasted Homeland Security here for their politically correct statements following the Fort Hood terrorist attack.
Now its a whole hell of a lot worse.
"U.S. intelligence agencies were aware months ago that Army Major Nidal Hasan was attempting to make contact with people associated with al Qaeda, two American officials briefed on classified material in the case told ABC News.
Investigators want to know if Hasan maintained contact with a radical mosque leader from Virginia, Anwar al Awlaki, who now lives in Yemen and runs a web site that promotes jihad around the world against the U.S.
In a blog posting early Monday titled "Nidal Hassan Did the Right Thing," Awlaki calls Hassan a "hero" and a "man of conscience who could not bear living the contradiction of being a Muslim and serving in an army that is fighting against his own people." - ABC
Barack Obama asked that none of us jump to conclusions about a Muslim, killing Americans, in a terrorist attack, on the homeland, protected by an agency that knew he was Islamic extremist months in advance, who was armed and had access to military bases.
We are standing by for Obama to give us permission to conclude what the fuck is going on.
I almost thought that Hillary Clinton was being supremely forthright and honest about the US tax policy and al-Qaeda, but then I laid off the Absolut, sobered up and remembered she´s a Clinton. And a politician. She said this to a Pakistani newspaper:
“I find it hard to believe that nobody in your government knows where they [al-Qaeda] are and couldn’t get them if they really wanted to,” she added.
“Maybe that’s the case; maybe they’re not gettable. I don’t know... As far as we know, they are in Pakistan,” Clinton told senior Pakistani newspaper editors in Lahore, AFP reported. “The percentage of taxes on GDP (in Pakistan) is among the lowest in the world... We (the United States) tax everything that moves and doesn’t move, and that’s not what we see in Pakistan,” she said. - Daily Times
As I predicted here the Obama regime is showing signs that Pakistan might soon become a bombing range for our fly boys. I failed to predict that our biggest beef with them is that they don´t impose enough taxes on their citizens.
Low taxes and fanatical terrorists: both urgent threats to our liberal leadership. In that order.
I think Barack´s had just about enough time to formulate a plan for Afghanistan. Now he´s stretching out the decision by leaking a puff piece to MSNBC that cracks the door open for formal operations in Pakistan.
"Which enemy [al-Qaeda or Taliban] is a higher priority?
President Barack Obama and his advisers are debating whether U.S. policy should sever that linkage and target al-Qaida, which has appeared to have found new allies inside the Pakistani border." - MSNBC
Here´s an idea, but I´m just spitballin´ here. The enemy is defined as the people shooting at our guys. The Taliban and al-Qaeda are glorified dirt farmers, and there are a few thousand of them and about three quarters of a million of us. The USA can scorch earth both of them at the same time. Fourleaf and the Tropic Thunder platoon could handle this mission if they had real bullets this time and shot first and asked questions later. Or we could re-landscape the terrorist infested mountains with a few hundred MOAB´s. Either way.
The $2.6 billion that The Dirtbag Four shanghaied from the DoD budget should be enough money to finance wholesale bad guy slaughter by itself. If you played Call Of Duty 4 as much as I do were as militarily qualified as I am, you would know these things. And more!
A French gay soccer team had a scheduled match with a Muslim soccer team, but the Muslims cancelled. I know its redundant to say "French" and "gay" in the same sentence, but I´m trying to report news here, so cut me some slack.
"Because of the principles of our team, which is a team of devout Muslims, we can´t play against you," the e-mail said, according to Paris Foot Gay. The e-mail received Saturday said, "Our convictions are much more important than a simple football match." - Breitbart
I don´t know if ´Paris Foot Gay´ is the name of the team, or if they just call themselves ´Le Gaylords´. It doesn´t matter, because there is more ABBA dancing in their locker room than at the Ice Capades. What is interesting is that devoting your life to killing infidels is morally less offensive than juggling some soccer balls at halftime.
Muslims discriminate against gays. Conservatives discriminate against gays. Your enemy is my friend. Bush helped Al Qaeda plan 9/11? Dun dun dun!
UPDATE: The Muslim homophobes have been kicked out of the French amateur soccer league. They can thank the Dirtbag Mob for the publicity. We´re Here We´re Queer, Get Used To It!
Those clever goat herders, turned international celebrities, known as Al Qaeda have figured out what my step-father learned in San Quentin years ago. You can hide shit in your ass.
"Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - [Al Qaeda member] Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.
The blast left the prince lightly wounded - a failure as an assassination, but as an exercise in defeating security, it was perfect. "CBS News
Unfortunately for the bomber, there´s a clause in the Koran that stipulates: if you perform self sodomy with a pound of C4 explosives to kill infidels, you don´t receive rich sensual rewards from 72 virgins in Heaven. You become a virgin for 72 Turkish child molesters. ALWAYS read the fine print when it comes to contractual virgins.
Currently there exists no way for security to detect hidden butt bombs in airports. Well, there is one way, but it will slow the security line way down and result in a new pay grade for TSA staff.
Najibullah Zazi is the Afghan-American butthole that was mixing cooked off hydrogen peroxide and acetone in order to put a few hundred pounds of shit-your-pants on the New York subway.
"A grand jury indicted a 24-year-old Afghan immigrant on a charge of conspiring to carry out bombings in the U.S., alleging he and unnamed others planned to make explosives from hair products and household cleaners in what officials say may be the first live al Qaeda cell disrupted on American soil since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks." - Wall Street Journal
Here is Zazi´s official FBI profile:
-Taxi Driver Complete With Smell - Check!
-Crooked Beady Eyes - Check!
-Afghan-Dirt-People Beard Of A Goat Shepard - Check!
Round this fuck stick up and toss him boys; he was going to kill our babies just because they´ll grow up to buy Nike´s and watch Spongebob Squarepants. I´m so happy, I´m going to watch some of that porn where the girls don´t wear traditional village veils on their face. How bout THEM apples Zazi!
