James O´Keefe is the young gentleman that posed as a pimp on hidden camera (here and here) to coerce professional child prostitution advice from a federally sanctioned organization. That makes him cool.
Every day since November 23, 1955 Senator Mary Landrieu has breathed. That makes her a bitch.
Yesterday O´Keefe went to visit dirtbag four member Senator Mary Landrieu´s New Orleans crypt. He was detained for entering federal property under false pretenses.
"Federal authorities said two of the men posed as telephone workers wearing hard hats, tool belts and flourescent vests when they walked into the senator´s office inside a federal building in New Orleans on Monday.
"Landrieu, who was in Washington at the time, said in a statement Tuesday that the plot was "unsettling" for her and her staff." - NPV
I guess "unsettled" means approximately the same thing as "wondering which one of your secret fuck up´s the entire country is about to find out about thanks to a college prankster".
As O´Keefe was led from his jail cell he said one word. "Veritas". Latin for truth. Sleep tight Mary.
Here is an actual photo of the Pimp and Ho that`s been going undercover to get advice from ACORN on opening brothels. I`d do the babe seven ways to Sunday, but what`s up with white bread? You have to be a special kind of stupid to buy his act. Cosmo Kramer is more believable wearing the Technicolor Dreamcoat.
ACORN, the community organization that helps low to moderate income families get fraudulent loans affordable housing, dead people registered as voters and was hired by Barack Obama for $800,000 to "Get out and buy the vote" has branched out into management consulting for pimps.
"Two more ACORN officials were fired Friday after a second video surfaced showing staffers in the Washington DC office offering to help a man and woman posing as a pimp and prostitute acquire illegal home loans that would help them set up a brothel.
The firings came less than 24 hours after another pair of ACORN officials from the Baltimore office were canned for instructing the "pimp" and "prostitute" how to falsify tax forms and seek illegal benefits for 13 "very young" girls from El Salvador that pair said they wanted to import to work as child prostitutes." - Fox News
I´m sure these are isolated incidences where the employees went outside their day to day duties. The fact that it happened twice in less than a week in two separate ACORN offices is just a coincidence.
Personally I´m never surprised when someone asks for my professional opinion on the accounting and tax implications of importing Salvadorian child prostitutes. The first time I had to ask my boss for help, but I´m good now.
