The Church Of Voodoo Declares State Of Emergency

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The media has mostly moved past the coverage of earthquake relief in Haiti, which must mean it's not trendy anymore.  Unfortunately tragic stories are going unheard and help isn't getting to those who need it most.

The Haitian high priest of voodoo says Christians are hoarding all the relief supplies.

"The evangelicals are in control and they take everything for themselves," he claimed.  "They have the advantage that they control the airport where everything is stuck.  They take everything they get to their own people and that's a shame." - Max Beauvoir News Pics Videos

The real shame is that the high priest of the voodoo church won't conjur up a spell against the Christians to correct this injustice.   Oh I forgot, "it" doesn't work like that.   "It" never works like that.   Which is why "it" is totally useless.   Bet you wish you had all them sacrificial chickens and goats back eh Max?

Below is a video documentary that shatters the myths of voodoo as depicted by Hollywood.  



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Osama Bin Laden Is A Moderate

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It's been awhile since he ignited tons of jet fuel and vaporized a city worth of people and infrastructure into the atmosphere just to watch the flash and giggle at the screams, so Osama Bin Laden has had time to polish up his geo political campaign.

In his most recent State Of The Goat Herders speech, the Director calls on the world to wage jihad on climate change by boycotting American products and the use of the dollar as a currency.  

This is a message to the whole world about those responsible for climate change and its repercussions - whether intentionally or unintentionally - and about the action we must take," bin Laden said. News-Pics-Videos

The extreme liberals are giving Bin Laden an enthusiastic Hip Hip Hoozah! for sharing their Death To Big Business and ecological philosophy while the extreme conservatives plaud Osama for his stance on gay rights, gambling, intoxicants and fornication.   I guess that makes Osama Bin Laden a moderate.

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